Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The F1 life is the good life


Our LG washer was the hardest worker in the house, a robotic servant that would have fled the place in tears had it not been connected by copper tubing and hoses. 

The green LED was blinking.   A display that once showed the progress of a million loads of laundry now just showed "E10".  The production line had suddenly come to a screeching halt. 

On a hopeful call to Sears, the telelphone technician asked, "Mam, are you you sure it says, 'E10'? That's not good." 

And so it was off to the garage for my tools.  After an afternoon of trial and error, I discovered a way to bypass the problem and create a Rube Goldberg work-around that included a hose and a bucket and two separate cycles.   The bucket would need to be monitored or the room would flood.  It required slightly less effort than a washboard and a creek.

Sears must have been busy fixing E10's, since it would be seven days until they could be there.  But they had the code and the problem, so we waited for the fix.

After a week of bailing water and numerous conflict-generating floods, the technician finally arrived.   He quickly diagnosed the problem, and stated (as if we already knew and he was reminding us), "You know, we don't carry these parts, they'll need to be ordered."   Evidently they were only available from supply locations in Australia or Antartica or somewhere.   A locker on the space shuttle.   But they weren't in Florida and they definitely weren't on the service truck sitting in our driveway.

I've spent my adult life keeping this production line moving.  Drains, garbage disposals, dishwashers, dryers, lights, toilets, irrigiation systems, windows, furnaces, air conditioners and even washers (if you count the jerry rigging as a fix).   Tommy has handed me tools and held the ladder and learned the basics, even down to the swearing and the trips to Home Depot. 

I am proud of the end result.  So I'll have Julie look under the sink to marvel at the plumbing joints and seals.  Run the water or flush the toilet.  Make Matthew look at the ductwork behind the dryer.  Demonstrate the light switch.  Occassionally, Julie will spread her arms over a folded pile of laundry and say, "Look everyone, isn't this folded nicely?"   And I deserve the teasing.

My sister had a similar problem with her sub-zero refrigerator.  The LED display said "F1".   It was a comical and costly problem to fix.  Since then, my sisters have a code for a complicated and expensive problem.  They call it an "F1".

Our F1's have only been mechanical.  They mark the progress of our family over the years.  They give us points in time to remember other things.   Me up on ladders or with my head under the sink or crouched behind the washer.  Trips to Home Depot with Tommy, always highlighted with "Depot Dogs" and Cokes and the extra flashlight or tool.  A side trip to buy a Batman or a Barbie. 

And we fix the F1 or the E10 and the production line starts again.  Laundry gets folded with silent appreciation.   Life moves on.  And it's a good life.

2 comments:

  1. I like when things are irreparably broken- because I can show my son how to take them apart and learn how things work (and don't). There's a good feeling that you get when you can fix your won stuff- as if you finally know as much as the washer repair person does. Too bad things these days are less mechanical and usually require new circuit boards or logic modules, making it hard to fix them with your kids and have them get that feeling of independence.

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  2. Dear Turquoise Pencil: Our washer is 11 years old. It spun and the neighbors could hear it. O'Hare Airport was silent in comparison. The following week it sounded like a truck hit a brick wall. Sears came and found that the parts and labor would be over $600 dollars. So off we went to Sears for a new machine. This one promises to be more efficient. As the man installed it and left, the ceiling in the kitchen began leaking. The plumber came and diagnosed the seal on the upstairs toilet was leaking. He left a $300 bill. There goes my plan to shingle the pealing garage. Mom

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